Three men, an American, an African native and a Chinese, were
standing on a hill.
A spacecraft landed in front of them and out came an alien. It was
like nothing any of them had ever imagined.
The American demanded of the alien, "take me to your leader!"
The African native threw himself down upon the ground and worshiped
the alien as a god.
All the while the Chinese gentleman was thinking about dinner, and
searched his memory for an appropriate recipe....."
